Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
