And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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