Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
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