'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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