Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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