Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Pooping to opera.
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