Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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