whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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