last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I am available for nakedness
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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