My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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