No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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