I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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