ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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