How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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