does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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