If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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