I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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