Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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