I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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