The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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