wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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