Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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