Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Drunk is a universal language darling
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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