and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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