loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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