After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
