That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
he just fucked me for my cheese.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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