i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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