Me. At least after what I've been through.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
