i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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