I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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