He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
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