whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Randomize
