shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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