That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
he laminated a picture of his dick.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
You did what with his pubic hair?
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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