super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
As shirtless as possible
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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