from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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