You made me cry and you don't even care
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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