it hurts more in the daytime
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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