with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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