bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
it's great music for shaving your balls
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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