i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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