i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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