I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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