I heard we made out
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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