what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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