Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
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