Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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