That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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