i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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