My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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