Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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