A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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