Your tits are I can't wait for
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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